Except she uses a less clinical term. It's an exercise in digital rage "I would apologize but I really don't give a f Go f yourself" worthy of a Quentin Tarantino curse-a-thon or a David Mamet dressing-down. And it has, in fact, gotten the Hollywood treatment, with actor Michael Shannon delivering a hilariously unhinged version for "Funny or Die. But it also hammers home a digital-era lesson that common sense suggests would have been clear a decade ago, but which example after example shows remains lost on many of us: If you share something with anyone on the Web, it's liable to be shared with everyone on the Web.
Sign Out. Photo: Corbis. Sources Deadspin Gawker. Tags: sorority girls mean girls emails love and war delta gamma sigma nu university of maryland college sororities More. For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!
I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Are you people fucking retarded? If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy?
I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball? The opposing. Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:.
I'm not fucking kidding. Don't go. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober.
Pretty much everything happened in like a two, two-and-a-half week span. And how soon after that were you contacted by BroBible? Did that happen really quickly? No, actually, that was probably in May slash June, and that was only because they were asking me for an interview, and I didn't want to do any interviews or anything like that, but I was poor and I needed money, so I offered to freelance for them instead.
So that's how that all got going. Speaking of BroBible, how was your original email perceived by guys around you? Did people in frats reach out to you amid all the sorority craziness? All the guys that I know that read it took it a lot better than the girls. Guys would come up to me at the bar and be like, "Oh my god, you're that girl," blah, blah, blah, and just be really, really excited and pumped, like, they thought I was actually deranged or insane, but girls were a lot cagier about it because they thought I was just this really raging bitch kind of person that was screaming and angry all the time.
So guys were more excited whereas girls were more hesitant. Had you always wanted to be a writer or was it just kind of like after everything that happened, you rolled with it? It just kind of happened. I was an English major and I didn't really know what I was going to do when I graduated. I knew I was pretty OK at writing, but I didn't really know what to do with that necessarily, and then this all happened and I got really lucky.
I want to talk about Taylor Bell's book Dirty Rush. I read it in, like, two hours yesterday, and I still don't know if I wanted to laugh or cry because it just felt so real. Is it based on a true story?
Well, Taylor is, like, a good friend of mine so it's all just her experience in college and what-not. So it's all just told from what she went through when she went to school. The quote I keep coming back to that Taylor's sorority sisters all come back to as well was the idea that from the outside looking in, you can never understand Greek life and from the inside looking out, you can never explain it.
Do you think people who do go Greek do have to be a little bit insane to do it?
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