Over the weekend I was out of cigarettes and also out of fucking rolling papers. After about a day of rolling cigarettes out of this Bible I have at home, a strange fever starts to kick in. I feel my heart beating rapidly; the hair all over my body starts standing on end. My body temperature increases and I start getting these really bad cold shakes and start shivering. I was smoking the Bible paper Sunday, and Monday morning the fever started kicking in. It was pretty cold outside, anyway, so I was shaking and shivering the whole time I was walking to work, and the whole time I was still smoking cigarettes out of this Bible paper like some crack-addicted idiot.
Luckily when I got to work I was able to talk my boss into spotting me some rolling papers we sell at the store, until Friday. But all day yesterday I still had the fever and it was only after sleeping in a cold sweat for about 12 hours last night and this morning that I was able to wake up today with the fever pretty much gone away. I've told a few people about this fever I get when I smoke the Bible paper and they are like, "God is trying to tell you something!
He wants you to quit smoking. Either that or He wants you dead! I remember when I was in my late 20's, this one summer I walked around town wearing the same black, cut-off shorts and black T-shirt without washing them, usually drunk off my ass or looking for a drink, carrying this little Bible in my backpack that I rolled cigarette butts up in ALL SUMMER and it didn't do shit! I didn't get any sort of fever back then, so why would God be trying to tell me something now? If a man practices homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman, both men have committed a detestable act.
They must both be put to death, for they are guilty of a capital offense. Romans And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet.
Do not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin. I Corinthians Do not fool yourselves, people who are immoral or who worship idols or are adulterers or homosexual perverts or who steal or are greedy or are drunkards or who slander others or are thieves—none of these will possess God's Kingdom.
Jude And don't forget Sodom and Gomorrah and their neighboring towns, which were filled with immorality and every kind of sexual perversion. Estimated 8-minute read Read more. Estimated 5-minute read Read more. Estimated 3-minute read Read more. Estimated 4-minute read Read more. Estimated 2-minute read Read more. Are you 21 or older? Privacy policy Accept. Home Shop About Blog.
Estimated 4-minute read After a long, tiring day, the only thing you can think of is to lay down, relax, and of course, smoke a joint. What Can You Use As an Alternative To Rolling Papers Replacing rolling paper for any of the following ideas is a nice way to make the most of a bad scenario while having fun in the making.
How To Roll A Joint Using Bible Pages Everyone recalls trying to make magazines, receipts, school books, and regular printer paper a replacement to rolling paper at least once in their life as smokers.
Don'ts There are more warnings and things to avoid at all costs. If you avoid bleached rolling papers at all costs, it is only natural that you also avoid this alternative. Newspaper: The chemicals present in a newspaper burn the throat, make you nauseous and dizzy, and they are highly dangerous.
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